During lunch one day my friend told me she would be embarrassed to take me to a family dinner at her country club because of the way I eat my food.


A girl in one of my classes told me that she doesn’t consider me black because I am an “oreo.” What hurt the most about the commit wasn’t the fact that she laughed when she said it but the fact that I laughed along with her.


My roommate told me I looked like her maid….


Can we talk about how they only serve stereotypically black foods in commons on MLK day? 


A friend asked me where I bought my hair from….um I got a discount from God?



I hate it when people say that black people can’t tan. Whenever I am lying out in the warm weather, simply because I love the feeling of warm weather like most people, someone will come up to me and ask why I am tanning. I am enjoying the warmth of the sun on my skin I’m not tanning.Nevertheless, if I stay out in the sun, my skin will get darker just like any other person’s will.  People assume that just because you are dark so you can’t get any darker.


You always dance so “ghetto”